{"product_id":"funny-santa-butt-tissue-box","title":"Funny Santa Butt Tissue Box","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"max-width: 900px; margin: 0 auto; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #2b2b2b; line-height: 1.7; font-size: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- HERO --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; background: #b92720; color: #ffffff; padding: 34px 20px; border-radius: 14px; margin-bottom: 28px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; letter-spacing: 2px; font-weight: bold; margin: 0 0 10px; color: #ffe6c7;\"\u003eCHRISTMAS DECOR WITH A CHEEKY TWIST\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 31px; line-height: 1.2; margin: 0 0 14px; font-weight: 800; color: #ffffff;\"\u003eFunny Santa Butt Tissue Box\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; max-width: 680px; margin: 0 auto;\"\u003eTurn an everyday tissue box into the funniest conversation starter in your Christmas setup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; max-width: 680px; margin: 0 auto;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/7974\/6305\/files\/95564275526926337.jpg?v=1793007730\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- INTRO --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 8px 8px 26px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 25px; line-height: 1.3; color: #8f1f1a; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003eSanta Has Never Looked This Funny\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"max-width: 720px; margin: 0 auto; color: #555;\"\u003eThis face-down Santa brings a playful surprise to your holiday decor, with tissues dispensing from his backside for a joke your guests definitely won't miss.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- FEATURE 1 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff7ef; padding: 24px 18px; border-radius: 12px; margin-bottom: 22px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size: 22px; color: #9d261f; margin: 0 0 10px;\"\u003e🎅 A Hilarious Christmas Centerpiece\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; color: #444;\"\u003eSanta's classic red suit, hat, and exaggerated pose create an instantly recognizable holiday look with just the right amount of mischief. Put him on a desk, side table, counter, or party setup and watch people do a double take.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; color: #444;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/7974\/6305\/files\/95564278228058113.jpg?v=1793007730\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- FEATURE 2 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 24px 18px; margin-bottom: 22px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size: 22px; color: #9d261f; margin: 0 0 10px;\"\u003e😂 The Punchline Is Built Right In\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; color: #444;\"\u003eInstead of hiding the tissue opening, this design makes it part of the joke. Pull a tissue from Santa's rear and turn an ordinary household item into a funny holiday moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- FEATURE 3 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff7ef; padding: 24px 18px; border-radius: 12px; margin-bottom: 22px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size: 22px; color: #9d261f; margin: 0 0 10px;\"\u003e🏠 Decor That Actually Has a Use\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; color: #444;\"\u003eMore than a display-only Christmas ornament, this Santa doubles as a practical tissue holder. Keep tissues close by while adding seasonal personality to your living room, office, desk, guest room, or holiday party space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- FEATURE 4 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 24px 18px; margin-bottom: 22px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size: 22px; color: #9d261f; margin: 0 0 10px;\"\u003e🚗 Bring the Joke Along for the Ride\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; color: #444;\"\u003eAdd a little Christmas humor to your vehicle by placing Santa in a suitable location where he remains secure and does not interfere with visibility, seat belts, airbags, or vehicle controls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; color: #444;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/7974\/6305\/files\/95564168874164225.jpg?v=1793007730\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- GIFT SECTION --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #1f6a43; color: #ffffff; padding: 28px 20px; border-radius: 12px; margin: 28px 0; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 26px; line-height: 1.3; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e🎁 The White Elephant Gift Everyone Will Remember\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; max-width: 700px; margin: 0 auto;\"\u003eTired of giving predictable holiday gifts? This cheeky Santa is perfect for friends, coworkers, family members, and anyone who loves a good Christmas joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- GIFT USE CASES --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 4px 12px 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 10px 0;\"\u003e✔ White Elephant exchanges\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 10px 0;\"\u003e✔ Secret Santa gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 10px 0;\"\u003e✔ Office Christmas parties\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 10px 0;\"\u003e✔ Funny stocking-stuffer style gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 10px 0;\"\u003e✔ Gifts for the person who “already has everything”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 10px 0;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/7974\/6305\/files\/95564276114128897.jpg?v=1793007730\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- PARTY \/ SOCIAL --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff3e7; padding: 24px 18px; border-radius: 12px; margin-bottom: 26px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 24px; color: #9d261f; text-align: center; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e📸 Made for Holiday Laughs\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin: 0; color: #444;\"\u003eSanta's ridiculous pose makes him a natural party prop, photo accessory, and conversation piece. Put him somewhere guests can spot him and let the reaction do the rest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- WHERE TO USE --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 10px 12px 26px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 24px; text-align: center; color: #9d261f; margin: 0 0 18px;\"\u003eAdd Christmas Mischief Anywhere\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e🎄 Living Room\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 4px 0 0;\"\u003eAdd a playful accent to side tables, shelves, or your holiday seating area.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e💻 Office or Desk\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 4px 0 0;\"\u003eGive coworkers something to laugh about every time they reach for a tissue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e🎉 Christmas Party\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 4px 0 0;\"\u003eUse it as functional decor that doubles as a funny talking point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e🚘 Vehicle\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 4px 0 0;\"\u003eBring some festive humor on the road when it can be positioned safely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- PACKAGE --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-top: 1px solid #ead7c5; border-bottom: 1px solid #ead7c5; padding: 22px 12px; margin-bottom: 26px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 23px; color: #9d261f; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003ePackage Includes\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e1 × Funny Santa Butt Tissue Box\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- WHY BUY --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #f7f7f4; padding: 24px 18px; border-radius: 12px; margin-bottom: 26px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 24px; color: #252525; text-align: center; margin: 0 0 16px;\"\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 8px 0;\"\u003e✔ Combines Christmas decor with everyday tissue storage\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 8px 0;\"\u003e✔ Funny, unexpected design that gets attention\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 8px 0;\"\u003e✔ Great for parties, offices, homes, and gift exchanges\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 8px 0;\"\u003e✔ Easy way to add humor to your holiday setup\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 8px 0;\"\u003e✔ A memorable gift for people who love novelty Christmas decor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- FAQ --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 8px 12px 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 24px; color: #9d261f; text-align: center; margin: 0 0 18px;\"\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: bold; margin: 0 0 5px;\"\u003eQ: Is this just a decoration?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 18px; color: #555;\"\u003eNo. It is designed to function as a tissue holder while also serving as humorous Christmas decor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: bold; margin: 0 0 5px;\"\u003eQ: Where do the tissues come out?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 18px; color: #555;\"\u003eThe dispensing point is positioned at Santa's backside, which creates the product's signature joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: bold; margin: 0 0 5px;\"\u003eQ: Is it suitable as a gift?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 18px; color: #555;\"\u003eYes. It works especially well for White Elephant exchanges, Secret Santa, office parties, and funny Christmas gifts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: bold; margin: 0 0 5px;\"\u003eQ: Can it be used in a car?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; color: #555;\"\u003eIt can be used as a vehicle decoration only when placed securely in a suitable location that does not interfere with safe driving, visibility, airbags, controls, or seat belts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- TRUST --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; background: #1f6a43; color: #ffffff; padding: 26px 18px; border-radius: 12px; margin-bottom: 26px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 24px; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 10px;\"\u003eShop with Confidence\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0;\"\u003eBacked by a 30-day money-back guarantee for extra peace of mind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- FINAL CTA --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; padding: 28px 18px; background: #b92720; color: #ffffff; border-radius: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 27px; line-height: 1.25; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003eMake Christmas a Little More Ridiculous 🎅\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; max-width: 650px; margin: 0 auto;\"\u003eAdd Santa to your holiday setup, surprise your guests, or wrap him up for the funniest gift exchange of the season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- NOTE --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #777; margin-top: 18px;\"\u003eNote: Slight variations may occur due to manual measurement and differences in lighting or screen display.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e```\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"WY","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50957064044801,"sku":"WY2610260004-滑稽圣诞老人屁股造型纸巾盒","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/7974\/6305\/files\/95564168874164225.jpg?v=1793007730","url":"https:\/\/www.spheretrends.com\/products\/funny-santa-butt-tissue-box","provider":"Spheretrends","version":"1.0","type":"link"}