Yellowstone National Park "Do Not Pet The Fluffy Cows" Vintage T-Shirt
Yellowstone National Park "Do Not Pet The Fluffy Cows" Vintage T-Shirt
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Yellowstone National Park "Do Not Pet The Fluffy Cows" Vintage T-Shirt
A hilarious Yellowstone classic – perfect for anyone who's been to the park, dreams of going, or just loves a good wildlife warning with a side of sarcasm.
🌟 Why You'll Love It
🧵 100% Ring-Spun Cotton -Super soft, breathable, and gets even cozier with every wash.
🎨 Vintage-Fade Print -That perfect "been there, loved it" retro look – no stiff, plasticky feel.
🦬 Iconic Yellowstone Humor - A conversation starter at gas stations, breweries, and hiking trailheads.
👕 Unisex Relaxed Fit - Flattering for everyone – size up for an oversized cozy vibe.
🌎 Eco-Friendly Inks-Printed with water-based, non-toxic inks – safe for you and the planet.
| SIZE CHART (CM) | ||||
| SIZE | LENGTH | BUST | SHOULDER | SLEEVE |
| S | 63 | 92 | 41 | 18 |
| M | 66 | 98 | 44 | 19 |
| L | 70 | 104 | 47 | 20 |
| XL | 74 | 110 | 50 | 22 |
| 2XL | 78 | 116 | 53 | 24 |
| 3XL | 82 | 122 | 56 | 26 |
| 4XL | 83 | 128 | 59 | 27 |
Sizes can vary from 2-3 centimeters because they are measured by hand. 1inch=2.54cm
The size matched on a label can differ from the one you have ordered
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Wore this to Yellowstone and got stopped 5 times by strangers asking where I got it. Best souvenir ever." – Mike R., Wyoming
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Bought this for my husband. He hasn't taken it off in 3 days. Send help (and more shirts)." – Sarah T., Texas
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Accurate warning. Would pet again though." – Anonymous (probably a tourist)
FAQ
FAQ
1. When will my order ship?
Most orders are processed within 1–3 business days.
2. How long is delivery?
Standard U.S. delivery usually takes 5–12 business days. International orders may take longer.
3. How do I track my order?
Once your order ships, you will receive an email with a tracking number.
4. Can I change or cancel my order?
Orders can only be changed or canceled before they are shipped. Contact us as soon as possible if you need assistance.
5. What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit/debit cards, PayPal, Shop Pay, Apple Pay, and other secure checkout options (depending on availability).
6. What if the item arrived damaged?
Please email us with a photo of the damaged item within 48 hours, and we will arrange a replacement or refund.
7. What if the package is lost?
If your package is marked “delivered” but you didn’t receive it, contact us and we will help investigate with the carrier.
8. Do you ship internationally?
Yes, we ship to most countries. Shipping times vary based on destination.
